(rock music playing)
♪ We're gonna scream. We're gonna shout. ♪
♪ We are the ones they'll be talkin' about. ♪
Whoa!
Watch where you're going, psycho!
You could have killed someone!
Both: Andi?
Sorry, I haven't figured out the brakes yet.
So what do you think, you like it?
Not like. Love!
Literally, the best thing ever!
- Really? - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. - Hardcore and fierce.
Savage!
When do you think you'll take off the training wheels?
(theme music playing)
♪ I'm standin' on the edge. ♪
♪ And everything I know is blowin' away. ♪
♪ Life is upside down. ♪
♪ But any way it goes, I'll work it out ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪
♪ Here we go. ♪
♪ One, two, three! I'm ready for tomorrow. ♪
♪ Tomorrow starts today. ♪
♪ There ain't no map to follow ♪
♪ But I'm with you all the way. ♪
♪ I'm ready for tomorrow. ♪
♪ Tomorrow starts today. ♪
♪ There ain't no map to follow ♪
♪ But I'm with you all the way. ♪
♪ All the way. ♪
I can't believe your mom let you get this.
Oh, she has no idea. I traded in my bike.
That, plus the money I made cat-sitting for the Wadmans.
Hold on, back up.
You really think she'll let you keep this thing?
The woman wouldn't let you
within 10 feet of a bouncy castle.
All of that changes as of tomorrow.
What happens tomorrow?
I turn 13.
I become a teenager.
It means I get to rebel.
Okay. Yeah, sure. Do that.
But start with something simple.
You know, some black nail polish.
Or part your hair...
(whispering) on the other side.
Cyrus! The girl wants to up her game!
Don't discourage her.
I'm not trying to up my game.
I'm just tired of hearing "no" every time I ask for something,
so this time, I just didn't ask.
Girl: Well, here we are. Still feelin' brave?
Um...
I'm impressed. We made it almost to your driveway...
before you chickened out.
I'm not chickening out.
I could hide it in my garage.
Cyrus, would you?
That'd be great.
Bock-bock-bock.
Whoa. Now that's the real deal.
I like yours better.
- Who is that? - Do you know anyone who...
Bex?
Bex!
Hey, Andiman.
(both laughing)
You guys, it's my sister!
What are you doing here?
What do you mean? I couldn't miss your birthday,
which, don't say it, I know I've missed most of them.
I don't care! You're here now.
Uh, hi. I don't know if you remember me?
Cyrus. Yeah, of course.
- Are those your wheels? - Oh. Uh...
Yeah! Totally.
Yeah, full-throttle outlaw, kissing asphalt on my hog...
Those are all the biker words I know.
And, Buffy. Wow, you're like, turning into the real Buffy.
I am a real Buffy.
And I would prefer not being compared to a fictional vampire slayer
on a television show from the last century.
Although, I recently started watching it, and it's pretty good.
(giggling) So does Mom know you're here?
I want it to be a surprise.
Oh. You know she hates surprises.
Yeah! So, will you come with me?
- Yeah! - And tell her.
Okay. Come on.
Dad! Look who came home for my birthday!
- Bex! - Hi, Dad!
What a wonderful surprise.
Oh... I'm so happy.
- Me, too. - Celia, look who's here!
I see.
Hi, Mom.
Rebecca. You look well.
Thanks.
So do you.
How long will you be staying?
Okay, so much for the pleasantries, huh?
Dad, can you brace Mom, and give her something to grab?
I will be staying a while,
'cause I'm... moving back home.
- Really? Really? - Yeah, really.
- If that's okay. - Of course it's okay.
It's your home, too.
Except your room is now an office/home gym,
and we sold all your toe rings at a garage sale.
We have a pull-out couch, and you can stay for as long as you want.
So my plan is, is to get a job, and find a place to live.
I'm really ready to get my life together.
Hmm. Why now?
Well, I don't want this one to grow up
- before I do. - (laughing)
Too late for that.
Wow!
Great dramatic exit, Mom.
- You still got it. - (sighs)
- Hey. You busy? - Hi.
No, just messing around.
Oh. What's this?
It's a straw and a shoelace.
Seriously?
You just turned a straw and a shoelace into a bracelet.
Yeah. Look at this.
Anything can be a bracelet.
Comic books.
Whoa...
- Soda tabs. - (laughs)
And I think this was my old retainer.
Which, if Mom asks, I'm still wearing at night.
(laughs) What? What do you do?
You just take stuff out of the trash?
Hello, carbon footprint, future generations.
And bonus, it drives Mom crazy.
Yeah, I'll bet.
Can I have this?
No, let me make you something special.
No, this is special. I love it.
- (makes shooting noise) - (Andi laughs)
Did you make this, too?
Yeah, out of the scarves you sent me.
Andi...
Look. Mardi Gras, the Texas State Fair,
that music festival where people supposedly get naked.
They do?
(gasps) Did you?
What? No, come on. You know me better than that.
I really don't.
That's true. You don't.
But I can fix that.
Don't move. I'll be right back.
Okay.
(panting)
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Andi never sees what's inside this box.
It's just pictures.
They're not just pictures.
It's secrets.
Things she doesn't need to see or know.
Okay, Mom. I won't show her the box.
Thank you.
Okay.
This is like my diary. You can't tell anyone anything you see in here.
- Okay? - Okay.
- You ready? - Uh-huh.
What about... this guy?
Oh! Fletcher. He's a pirate, so I don't see him very often.
- A pirate? - I'm kidding. He's not a pirate.
But he does have a boat, has a pet bird, so...
- So pretty close. - (both laughing)
Your life looks so amazing.
Uh, so does yours.
Which part? The stuff I'm not allowed to do?
The stuff I'm not allowed to eat? Or the stuff I'm not allowed to wear?
- Is it that bad? - It'll be better with you here.
- We'll hang out. - It'll be fun!
Yeah.
Maybe not Mardi-Gras-music-festival fun,
but we can get pizza!
Well, sometimes.
When Dad's in charge.
You know what? I'm already having fun.
You made me a bracelet. I like your friends.
I like your room.
Ooh, this guy looks like fun.
- Jonah Beck. - You didn't see that.
- Oh, no? - And I have homework.
- Okay, cool. Andi, calm down. - Yeah, I'm calm! Okay?
Okay, okay. I'll go unpack.
- Yeah, you should do that. - Enjoy your picture of Jonah Beck.
Stop!
Forgot my box.
Right.
- Bye. - (door closes)
You didn't have to get me a birthday present.
Well, I'm not sure it's gonna top what Mom got you,
The Unabridged History of Math.
Oh, no, wait. It is gonna top that.
Here it comes.
(whispers) It's Jonah Beck.
♪ You like the way you smile ♪
♪ When you don't have to try ♪
(stammers) What did you do? What's going on?
He's gonna teach you how to play Frisbee.
I got you a lesson, that's your present.
- No. No. - Yeah! Yeah.
- No. - Just relax.
- No. - Great.
Just like that, except the exact opposite. Cool, you're great.
- Hi, you're Jonah? - Yep.
I'm Bex, and this is your student, Andi.
Dude, I know you! You go to Jefferson, right?
(stammers) I...
Yeah, she does.
Some people never forget a face. I never forget a foot.
That should come in marginally useful.
What do you say? You ready to hurl?
Is it that obvious?
- ♪ Yo check this out ♪ - ♪ Jump ♪
♪ Get down, now jump up and twist ♪
♪ Bad girls, we do it like this ♪
- ♪ Jump ♪ - ♪ So high now you can't resist ♪
♪ Follow me, follow me, right now ♪
- ♪ Jump ♪ - ♪ Let go, now set the vibe free and ♪
♪ Come closer wine it with me and ♪
♪ Take it high and move your body and ♪
♪ Follow me, follow me, right ♪
♪ We come so big and heavy ♪
♪ See my sound, so cool and deadly ♪
♪ They can't stop us, they ain't ready ♪
♪ Follow me, follow me, right now ♪
- ♪ Jump ♪ - ♪ Won't stop we got the vibe now ♪
Whoo! Good jump, Andiman!
♪ All your hype can't get them hyper ♪
♪ Follow me, follow me now ♪
Yeah! Andiman!
♪ Dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby ♪ ♪ Dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby ♪
Whoo!
♪ Dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby ♪ ♪ Dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby ♪
♪ Dibby sound ♪
You're joining the team! Say yes! Right now!
Say it, yes, I'm joining the team.
- What team? - The Ultimate Frisbee team!
Der, I'm the captain!
I know, der, but that's a sport. I don't play sports.
I'm an indoor person.
What if you're really an outdoor person?
I think I would've heard.
Listen, you're good at this.
- I am? - Come on, check it out.
We got practice tomorrow after school.
You like this. I know you do.
I do.
I like you.
It!
I like it, the Frisbee!
Yeah, just delete what I said before.
- Amber Alert. Amber Alert. - Stop...
This is Amber.
His girlfriend.
- Hi. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
You guys are a cute couple, heh...
You don't go to Jefferson, 'cause I would remember that.
I go to Grant.
Oh, high school. You're in high school.
I love that you have groupies.
I have to go.
And by the way, Amber Alerts are for kidnapped children,
so kind of terrifying, as opposed to cute.
Just something to... think about.
Andi... Andi! Wait up!
Hey! What's goin' on?
Why did you do this to me?
- Do what? What did I do? - This! This whole thing.
I just made an epic fool of myself.
Uh, not the part that I saw.
You were amazing.
- And Jonah Beck... - Has a girlfriend!
Who's in high school!
Did you see her?
Don't look now!
What? She's like a pretty girl. She's nothing. She's not you.
That's right, she's here,
whereas I am... move your foot...
...there.
Where you were just stepping on.
Okay, stop. You obviously can't see yourself.
But you can?
Okay.
You were raised to think you have to be perfect,
but you don't.
If you made a fool of yourself, you know what? That's good.
Good? It wasn't good.
- Trust me. - That's the point.
You need moments like these. They're the moments you remember.
They're the moments you learn from. They become your funny stories
you tell about yourself when you meet someone new.
That's you! That's not me!
Not yet. I'm tryin' to help you!
I don't need your help!
All I'm saying, is that I've been there, and I know how you feel.
No, you don't!
I'm not like you.
I'm not cool or adventurous.
I'm not one of those people in your memory box.
Those are the people you know.
I'm just a girl you send scarves to!
(sighs)
(phone chimes)
(sighs)
(door opens, closes)
Bex?
Oh, great. I woke you.
This has been a banner day.
Don't worry, I'm leaving first thing in the morning.
No, Bex, don't go, I don't want you to.
I take back what I said, every word of it.
- You don't have to. - But can I?
Please, because you were right. These are the moments I'll remember.
Jonah Beck texted me.
I don't even know how he has my number.
Don't be mad, but I... gave it to him.
- You did? - But he asked for it, though.
He did? Jonah Beck asked for my number?
That's an amazing sentence. I need to say it again.
Jonah Beck asked for my number.
I'm just glad you're happy.
So you'll stay!
I can't.
Yeah, you can. Everything's okay.
Give me a minute and it won't be.
"These are the moments you'll remember?"
I'm just quoting you.
Well, I've made too many mistakes.
When?
Today.
No, you didn't, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
And yesterday, and the day before that...
and every single day of your life.
What are you talking about?
You're scaring me.
You should be scared.
Do you think that you're not in here?
You are.
Is that you?
And... that's you.
Andi...
I'm not your sister.
I'm your mother.
You're my what?
Your mother. I'm your mother.
Mom!
No, please, she's gonna be so mad.
(stammers) She says she's my mother!
- Ham! - So this is all true?
- You had no right! - It just slipped out!
- What's goin' on? - She knows!
My brain feels like it's melting!
- How does she know? - I told her.
You had no right.
You don't get to be upset! You don't get to be upset!
Nobody here gets to be upset but me!
Because you all have been lying to me
for my whole life!
I can't be here right now.
- Andi... - No, I should be the one.
No, please, Mom. It's my job now.
We knew this day had to come.
No. I didn't! I didn't know today was the day
I was gonna lose my daughter!
I'm standing right in front of you.
Not you!
Celia, this has happened, we need to accept that.
And figure out how to make it work.
(crickets chirring)
(knocking on door)
Please... don't touch anything.
Are these my CDs?
Kinda. Sorry.
Yeah, I'm real torn up I can't listen to Nickelback anymore.
Andi... I'm so, so sorry...
Stop! I can't, it's too weird.
When I look at you, I see my cool sister out in the world,
having adventures on her motorcycle.
But that's not who you are.
You're my mother...
who abandoned me.
That's not what happened.
- Do you wanna know what happened? - No.
Not right now.
Whenever you're ready, I'll tell you everything,
whatever you wanna know.
Just... I wanna think about my text from Jonah for a while.
That's a great idea.
You probably hate me.
You probably should hate me.
But I'll always love you, and I always have.
And you have that, whether you want it or not.
Hey, Cyrus.
Hey, hey. Can you say, "Nice bike, Cyrus"?
Nope.
Thanks, Buffy. I think it's a nice bike, too.
You know what we bikers say: Four wheels
move the body, but two wheels move the soul.
You brought the bike. Thanks.
(coughs) I'm running out of air.
(breathing heavily)
You ready to take off the training wheels?
Um, I'm not even sure I'm keeping it.
Did something happen on your birthday?
I tried calling you all day.
Yeah, me, too. No answer.
Yeah, something happened, something really, really big.
- Are you gonna tell us? - I can't just blurt it out right here.
- Why not? - Buffy!
Are you not listening?
She's a different person. Something really, really big happened.
We know what you're trying to tell us. You don't need to spell it out.
Trust me, you don't.
- (school bell ringing) - I gotta go. It's my first period.
- Exactly. - What?
He's crazy.
Dude, you came!
I'm still not sure about this.
It's okay. I am.
Andiman, how'd you come up with that?
Isn't that what everyone calls you?
Just... one person.
Now it's two.
Get out there, Andiman.
This disc isn't gonna catch itself.
♪ I woke up with the sun, I felt like number one ♪
♪ I called my friends up everyone let's catch a little fun ♪
♪ All of the people, beautiful people ♪
♪ Summer's on your side, digging on your vibe ♪
♪ Shine, shine like you mean it ♪
♪ Shi shi shi shi shi ♪
Well, that's new.
I got an electric scooter.
You like it?
No, I don't.
It's super safe, it only goes like 12 miles an hour.
Really? Hmm. Still, no.
Well, I wish you didn't feel that way, but... I'm keeping it.
Andi, I know you feel your world's been turned upside down,
but I'm still in your life.
Everything works just like it always has.
Nothing has changed.
Sure. Nothing's changed... Grandma.
Grand... ma...?
Nope. No...
(knocking on door)
Remember when you said you wanted to make me something special?
Is that offer still good?
Sure, but I'm... kinda busy.
No rush, whenever. I just, um...
I wanted to be able to wear... this again.
You saved it.
This one, too.
Was this mine?
Can I see that picture again, of us?
Wait, you have pictures of all your boyfriends in here?
Pretty much.
Which one's my dad?
Hey! Who wants pizza, huh?
You said you would tell me everything when I'm ready.
I know, I did, it's just that you're not...
I'm not ready.
Just let me know when you are.
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- What? - What?
- Oh my gosh! - No way!
Both: You joined the Frisbee team?
Uh... yeah.
Do you even know how to play Frisbee?
I'm learning.
From who?
- Jonah Beck. - Jonah Beck?
- (makes exploding sounds) - Get out!
Are you literally saying
that Jonah Beck is literally teaching you how to play Frisbee?
But, it's not that big a deal.
Uh, it's the biggest thing that's ever happened to me,
and it didn't even happen to me!
I know you, Andi Mack. You're dying inside,
but you don't want us to see it.
Well, too bad! Because guess what?
We can!
You have no secrets from us.
Okay... guys?
You know me too well. (laughs)
So what happened?
Did you tell Buffy and Cyrus?
No.
Andi.
I tried! But I only got to the part about you know who.
Who?
(whispering) Jonah?
Why is there a part about Jo...
know-who?
Because! I had to tell them the whole story.
It's not like you can start a conversation
with, "Oh, hey, guys, guess what?
My sister's my mother, and my mother's my grandmother."
Celia: I'm not your grandmother!
She doesn't wanna use that word.
What word should I use, then?
Nana?
Celia: No!
Okay, well, what do you want me to call you?
Uh... how about Pops?
Pops... I like it.
Me, too.
See? Change doesn't have to be hard.
But I get it, it's complicated.
Complicated? Buffy and Cyrus
can barely comprehend that I'm playing an after-school sport.
You're playing an after-school sport?
Why do people find this so shocking?
Who's hungry?
Me.
It is so great to have you home.
The... The whole family under one roof.
It's been too long.
And it feels really great to have everything out in the open.
Finally.
Wonderful.
Well, it feels great for me.
This is my first family dinner as your mom.
Albany.
Albany. I don't know what that means.
- Annapolis. - Atlanta.
- Okay, that's not helping. - We play memory games at dinner.
Augusta. Pass the meat, please.
- Austin. - Dibs on the drumstick.
Baton Rouge.
Memory games at dinner, Mom? Are you serious?
The games were my idea.
And I hope you are serious, 'cause they're so fun.
- Can I play? - Sure. We're listing state capitals.
Phoenix!
In alphabetical order.
- Where were we? - Baton Rouge.
Baton Rouge, okay.
Um... can I have a minute?
No. You missed, you're out.
Oh, come on. Give me a second chance.
I already did.
You guys are taking all the fun out of learning at dinner.
Yeah.
Whoo!
Come on, Michael.
Yes.
Your backhand's lookin' tight, Andiman.
- It is? - Just needs some distance.
Let me see your grip.
(giggles)
Allergies.
Try this.
Nice. I want one of these...
whadaya-call-them? Wraps?
But, they're spendy.
I know, which is crazy, because they're super easy to make.
Wait... Seriously? You made this?
Yeah. I could make you one. Oh... if you want.
Dude, and it'll go around a bunch of times?
Yeah, as many as you want.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Excuse me.
What are you guys doing here?
We are supporting you in your thrilling new endeavor.
Talking to Jonah Beck.
And Frisbee.
But more, talking to Jonah Beck.
It looks like you've gotten really good at it.
He's coming over.
What?
Oh, I'm so nervous.
Hey, friends of Andi.
Hey, Jonah Beck.
You can just call me Jonah.
Did you hear that?
Jonah Beck just said we could call him Jonah.
Don't listen to Cyrus Goodman. And this is Buffy Driscoll.
You guys look like disc heads.
What did you just call us?
Disc... heads.
People who play Ultimate?
Which they don't. Ever. Want to.
Right?
Not if that's the team shirt.
I... I'm more of a wheezer than a runner.
- But I'm happy to be a fan. - Excellent.
You're our first one.
Wanna stick around for practice?
Sure, Jonah.
(mouthing) Jonah... Beck!
The biggest surprise for me... he's just so down to earth.
He's got that Bill Clinton charm.
What does that mean?
I don't know. But it's something our new rabbi
has in spaces, according to my mother.
Honestly, I say you have a shot. Go for it. He clearly likes you,
and doesn't seem to have a girlfriend.
Oh no, he does.
You've never seen her, 'cause she's in ninth grade.
He has a girlfriend in high school?
Sometimes she shows up at the end of practice.
An older woman. I can't believe he walks among us.
And, here she comes now.
♪ Be all about it. That's right, 'cause it feels good ♪
She's... pretty.
Her name's Amber.
She looks like an Amber.
She actually looks... amber.
♪ Be all about it. That's right, 'cause it feels good. ♪
- Hi! - Hi, Amber.
Now I know what it feels like to be a window.
Not good.
Look away. Like, over here. Where that's not happening.
Do you think she's always looked like that?
Or, is that what happens when you go to high school?
I don't know, but lately I've wondered,
what if awkward isn't just a phase?
Question: Is this a snack or an art supply?
Does it still bend?
No.
What are you doing?
And it better not be making that bracelet for Jonah.
- Why not? - Because!
If anyone's making anything for Jonah Beck,
it's going to be Tiffany.
- Amber. - That's what I said.
Look, I just enjoy making bracelets, and he asked me for one.
That's all this is.
Lie to yourself all you want, but you can't lie to me.
And you know what? I'm not gonna let you lie to yourself, either.
Buffy, I swear, this means nothing!
You are in such denial.
Cyrus.
Cyrus!
Wha?
Back me up here?
I... found something.
I'm sorry. I was just looking for some candy
that wasn't shellacked, and...
Cyrus! Put that down, that's private!
Okay...
But... I already know.
Know what?
When... did you find out?
Couple days ago.
It must be so strange for you.
It is.
Your sister... has a secret baby?
Yes.
Yes, she... she... she does.
But you can't say anything.
This is private. That box is like her diary.
Nobody's allowed to look inside.
Except... you.
Including me.
Wait... then why do you have it?
Obviously, she's hiding it from their mom.
Obviously.
This explains so much.
Like, why she hardly ever visits,
and why she only stays for a few days.
Because she lives...
Both: with her secret baby!
Sure.
Why not?
(machine whirring)
Mom!
Momma!
You're in my bedroom.
You're in my gym.
It's six a.m.
Gym opens early.
I'm not even awake yet, and we're already fighting.
How is that possible?
If it bothers you, we don't have to talk.
Oh, ever?
I'm not the one that's complaining.
Can we try something?
What?
Can we try something?
Let's try to say... one nice thing to each other.
You just gotta come up with one.
I'll go first.
You did... a fantastic job raising my daughter.
And it's hard to admit, but,
probably a better job than I would've done.
And I'm grateful.
Very, very grateful.
I was gonna say... I like how you do your makeup.
That's a compliment. And I'll take it.
See? We can get along if we want to.
Yep, so it seems.
What do you say? You wanna try for a second sentence?
Let's not push our luck.
Hey... can I talk to you for a second?
Is everything okay?
I... did something bad.
I took it.
But I didn't look inside.
I wanted to, but that would be an invasion of your privacy.
So that makes stealing it okay?
No... I'm sorry.
Andi... if you wanna look through it...
go ahead.
Really?
Wait, are you sure?
Yes!
He's not in here, is he?
Your dad? No.
I took him out.
What?
Because, I expected you would invade my privacy.
It's an honored tradition in this house.
I've had this box since I was your age.
Mom opened it once, a little over 13 years ago.
She saw something she didn't wanna see.
So she learned her lesson. And... I learned mine.
So... there is a picture.
There is a picture.
And you're not gonna show it to me.
How do you think that makes me feel?
Oh, I'm guessing as bad as it feels
that you haven't told Buffy and Cyrus yet that I'm your mother.
I'm getting there.
In my experience, this is a one-step process.
Okay, I didn't snoop inside your box, but they did,
and they found the picture of us, so they know you had a baby...
they just don't know that it's me.
Who do they think it is?
Your secret baby?
They think I have a secret baby?
Well, you do! Me!
- Then tell them! - It's not that easy!
It took you 13 years, and you still have secrets you won't tell me.
How long am I gonna have to wait to hear those?
Easy with the... all right.
Gus... that diving catch you made today... phenomenal!
I... I did it for you, Jonah.
And you made me proud.
Ughh...
Maybe stop by the emergency room for a quick x-ray.
What's up, Andiman?
Um...
Is... Is... Is that for me?
You wanted one, right?
Aw man... this is docious ma-gocious, you made this?
Uh, it was not that hard.
Stop. You have a skill.
Own it the way I own Ultimate.
How's it look?
I think it looks good.
Good? It's everything! It slays.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
(dramatic music playing)
See you tomorrow.
You rock, Andiman.
I try.
Amber?
Oh, no, no... don't look at me.
Keep walking, you can't see me like this.
What's wrong? Did something happen, what was it?
You.
With your groupie pixie dream girl.
What?
Don't lie. I saw you, just now...
holding her in your arms.
Do you mean Andi?
Please... I don't wanna hear you say her name.
It's like a knife in my heart.
Am I losing you, Jonah?
Of course not.
Is this still my special spot?
You know it is.
Is it still okay for me to do this?
Yeah.
J plus A.
This is nice. Where'd you get it?
Uh... Uh... Uh...
Dinner! Andi!
I'm here.
Memory game. Are we playing?
Why wouldn't we be?
Andi, it's your turn to start.
Oh. Hydrogen.
Hydrogen? What is that the capital of?
- Are you okay? - Very much so, thank you for asking.
Helium.
Uh, lithium.
(laughing)
What is going on?
I just spent four hours memorizing state capitals.
Oh, tonight's the periodic table.
Andi? It's your turn.
No, no... it's not. It's... my turn.
I'm here, I'm part of this family,
and I'm playing the dinnertime memory game.
Which is what again?
Periodic elements in order of their atomic number.
And you said?
Lithium.
Oh, come on, periodic table, I know you're up in here somewhere.
Beryllium?
- Yes! - Yes?
- Uh-huh! - I got it right?
- Uh-huh! - (laughing)
You are still in the game.
That's all I want... is to still be in the game.
♪ Orange peel under the car seat ♪
♪ I can feel underneath my feet ♪
Cyrus: What do we know about this secret baby?
Is it a boy or a girl?
How old is the secret baby now?
Have you ever met the secret baby?
Cyrus: Your mother must not be too happy
about the secret baby.
Are you going to tell us anything about the secret baby?
Stop talking about the secret baby!
Why can't we talk about the secret baby?
Is there something wrong with the secret baby?
Please tell me everything gonna be okay with the secret baby.
I'm the secret baby.
Bex is my mother, and my mother is my grandmother,
and Amber is wearing my bracelet!
Buffy/Cyrus: Amber is wearing your bracelet?
I told you not to make it.
(dramatic music playing)
Why is she staring at you?
I don't know. It's like we're in some kind of contest.
One that I do not wanna be in.
So, I'm just gonna stop.
(dramatic music playing)
She's really committed to this.
I didn't like it when she looked straight through me
like I wasn't there.
This... is much, much worse.
She blinked!
I didn't know blinking was allowed, I could've been blinking
this whole time.
What did I ever do to her?
Besides apparently make her a bracelet?
That's it, that's what you did!
You went after her man.
No, I didn't!
Th... That bracelet didn't mean anything!
It was a craft project!
Don't tell us. Tell her.
She's still looking at me?
(dramatic music playing)
If looks could kill...
and, I mean, I know it's a cliche, but, seriously...
be grateful looks can't kill.
Then let's just get out of here.
No! If you leave, she wins.
We don't know that, we don't know the rules.
Blinking is allowed.
Don't you get it? She wants you gone.
She thinks you're a threat.
"Andi with the good hair."
So, should I get these baby taters to go or not?
Well, is she still staring at me?
Yep. Only now she's smiling and waving buh-bye.
Ooh, hey, could I get some tartar sauce, please?
Thanks.
You're doing great. I'm proud of you.
Thanks.
You said something right before "Amber's wearing my bracelet."
What was it?
I'm the secret baby.
Right. Right. I have some questions.
Do you?
One or two.
(dramatic music playing)
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Andi: Next on Andi Mack...
Did Mom... I mean, did Celia say it was okay?
It's okay to have a little fun.
Plus we don't have to tell her.
Things still weird at home?
Two moms, one house,
and they agree zero percent of the time.
I'm her mother!
I was her mother... and she was happy!
No, she wasn't.
If you get really scared,
I'm gonna be right here with you the whole time.
I'm not sure she's safe with you.
(screaming)